Seatavern

This isn’t a retreat — it’s a rebellion disguised as a playground.

Leave your crystals, expectations, and polished versions of yourself at home.Pack your tent, your laughter, and that wild woman who’s been dying to come out and play.For one unapologetic weekend, we turn the Breede River into a women’s playground, where healing hides inside water fights, giggles, and marshmallows burned to perfection. No “transformation plan.” Just you, other real women, and the freedom to be completely unfiltered.

What’s waiting for you:

Vegetarian Meals (but bring your meat)Slip n SlideCamp Fire Sup boards and Canoes Archery Silent disco under the stars (your vibe, your headphones, your freedom) Barefoot hikes & nature play River swims and barge rides

It’s messy. It’s magical. It’s playful rebellion.

A space to drop the “good girl” mask and remember that being feminine is as much about play as it is about stillness.

What you’ll leave with:Pigtails A lighter heart, louder laugh, rooted connection to yourself and new friendshipsThe reminder that play is the feminine and she’s waiting for you to return.

Come as you are.Play as you were always meant to.Limited to 20 spots