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BROUGHT TO YOU BY: EXCLUSIVE ENTERTAINMENTCREATED BY: NICKI SISSON & VANESSA HARRISVENUE: SIMON’S GROOT CONSTANTIAGENRE: VARIETY | DANCE | CABARET | BURLESQUE | LIVE BAND | CIRQUE (DINNER THEATRE)FEATURING: VANESSA HARRIS, LEDA BOTHA, BIANCA SCHULZ, NICOLETTE FURNANDES, OLEKSII ISHCHENKO, DUANE JOAQUIM & A LIVE JAZZ BAND.

She walks in like a double entendre.Words sharp enough to undress you. A tongue trained in tease. Timing. Truth.Touché is what happens when nobody on stage agrees to play small. Live jazz, aerial bodies and vocals that taste like champagne and hit like tequila. Truth that turns acrobatic. Laughter as the ultimate rebellion. A dance of restraint and release.Every act Delectable.Every word Deliberate.Not subtle. Always mischievous.This is a cabaret–cirque–variety feast led by Vanessa Harris and her Troupe of Mischief Makers. A glittering gang of show-offs, troublemakers, and virtuosos. Vanessa serves up a heady cocktail of risqué humour, saucy songs, and sharp-edged storytelling, with a side of spectacle that will leave you gasping.Touché is a show that lingers — like a clever insult dressed in silk. A little dangerous. A lot irresistible. So grab the bubbles and prepare to feast your senses.

From the Creators of Pandora’s BoxAUDIENCE REVIEWS"Gracefully Savage"“Absolutely breathtaking, everything you want and more!““Vanessa is a powerhouse"“Totally Brilliant!!! Mind-Blowing entertainment"“Outstanding! Just blown away, cannot wait for the next show.”

DINNER THEATRE @ SIMON’SDinner in the theatre starts at 6:30pm, the show starts at 8:30pm. Dining is à la carte, and billed at the table. CLICK HERE to view the menu